What Makes Nascar the True American Sport

Okay, so your former boss has managed to screw you one last time, long after you've stopped working for him. Only Nascar gives you a microphone and lets you tell a national audience the following:

 "It's just disappointing that you've got somebody old like that's retiring -- should be retired the way he drives -- it's just ridiculous. I only hit him in Turn 1 when he cut across my nose, so I don't think there was any reason other than him just being bipolar and having anger issues. Google Tony Stewart. You'll see all kinds of things he's done. Look it up on YouTube and everything else. He's quite the guy."

By the way, just like at work, here's what your ex-boss left around the office: