05 February 2017

The Most Beautiful Phone

Because of his huge hand size, the White House communications team had to install a special phone in the Oval Office. Fortunately, Donald Trump said, “These are the most beautiful phones I’ve ever used in my life,"

Proof of the Bowling Green Massacre

Not only did the lying media fail to report on the now-legendary Bowling Green Massacre, but as this photo shows, they even ignored the evidence that the few remaining hipsters were selling t-shirts within hours of the event.